Anonymous asked: Hermit? what does it mean for you?:)
The same as others: A person living in solitude.
Anonymous asked: I used to have a book of ghost stories and haunted areas in America, There was a chapter on spirits fornicating with people. Some dude divorced his wife for having an affair with the ghost. It didn't get down to detail but I think it means they have genitals? (I'm not purely convinced myself, nor am I that anon)
I’d fuck a ghost. “ENTER, UNHOLY SPIRIT!”
Anonymous asked: how do you dick? what is to boob?
I’m not fluent in body part algebra.
Anonymous asked: Would you rather have a dick in your throat or a dick in your ass?
Throat, unless it’s someone worthy of my golden hole.
How come no one ever asks me anything inappropriate on here?
Anonymous asked: holy fuck you're so damn beautiful! I don't believe in marriage but.. marry me?
I’ll marry you if you provide evidence of ghosts having genitals.
Anonymous asked: Hows your heart?
It’s giving all of its undivided attention to two snakes, a tarantula and a dog.